September 2, 2008

Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators during the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:

missbrightside:

jeralyndwile:woodshavings:

1. Weightlifting commentator: ‘This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.’

2. Dressage commentator: ‘This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother.’

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: ‘I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.’

4. Boxing Analyst: ‘Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious.’

5. Softball announcer: ‘If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again.’

6. Basketball analyst: ‘He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn’t like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces.’

7. At the rowing medal ceremony: ‘Ah, isn’t that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew.’

8. Soccer commentator: ‘Julian Dicks is everywhere. It’s like they’ve got eleven Dicks on the field.’

9. Tennis commentator: ‘One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them… Oh my God, what have I just said?’

(via pocketnovel)

LOLZ on number nine.

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    HA.HA.HA.HA.HA. why is the last one my favorite.
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    WOW! hahaha. these are hilarious! i especially luv number two!
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    HAH! I miss the Olympics :-(
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    LOLZ on number nine.
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    Sorry erinshannon, jeralyndwile, woodshavings, et al, but this list has being doing the rounds on email and message...
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    ”Oh no, thats a tidal wave (after the largest of the women divers performs a HORRIBLE entry).” “They go to the showers...
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    1. Weightlifting commentator: ‘This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it...
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    Bring back the Olympics. Regular TV sucks!
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    This is exactly why live commentary will never fade…
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    Lets not forget Tiki Barber calling his co-anchor
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